Twitter Bot - Pop Quiz

{

"origin": ["#curses.capitalize#! I can't believe I just #action# the #color# #object# and failed #celebrity# \\#brutal",

"#curses.capitalize#, Donald Trump #curses#, #curses#",

"Can you #mind# if #celebrity# was the president? They could do so much for the #adjective# #problem# epidemic"],

"curses" :

["ah shit",

"shitballs",

"dagnabbit",

"son of a bitch",

"mother fucker",

"fuck's sake",

"cock",

"foot licker"],

"action" :

["ran",

"ate",

"threw",

"chewed up",

"tossed",

"flipped",

"spun",

"diddled",

"lost"],

"color" :

["blue",

"green",

"black",

"magenta",

"expensive ass",

"smooth"],

"object" :

["phone",

"doll",

"car",

"camera",

"blunt",

"condom",

"boyfriend",

"booger"],

"appliance" :

["toilet",

"sink",

"blender",

"chainsaw",

"toaster",

"swamp cooler",

"coffee maker",

"garbage disposal",

"yoyo"],

"mind" :

["imagine",

"think",

"dream",

"fathom",

"believe",

"ponder",

"comprehend",

"conjure"],

"celebrity" :

["Adam Sandler",

"Adele",

"Larry Bird",

"LeBron James",

"Megan Fox",

"Mel Gibson",

"Michael Jackson",

"Miley Cyrus",

"Ne-Yo",

"Nick Carter",

"Nicki Minaj",

"Oprah Winfrey",

"Princess Diana",

"Randy Jackson",

"Randy Moss",

"Ricky",

"Rihanna",

"Rush Limbaugh",

"Taylor Swift",

"Tiger Woods",

"Tom Cruise",

"Tom Brady",

"Rob Gronkowski",

"Gronk",

"Tom Hanks",

"Usher",

"Will Ferrell",

"Will Smith",

"Willow Smith",

"Wiz Khalifa",

"Bobby Shmurda",

"Santa Clause",

"Peter Griffin",

"Bart Simpson",

"Homer Simpson",

"Bugs Bunny",

"Han Solo",

"Luke Skywalker",

"James Bond",

"Macgyver",

"Mary Poppins",

"Indiana Jones",

"Harry Potter",

"Jesus Christ",

"Chef Boy R.D.",

"Ned Flanders",

"Krusty the Clown",

"Stephen Hawking",

"Pablo Picasso"],

"adjective" :

["greasy",

"slimy",

"big",

"gross",

"tall",

"cold",

"sweaty",

"hot",

"smelly",

"scaly",

"dry",

"moist",

"repulsive",

"anxious"],

"problem" :

["pothole",

"pandemic",

"vape",

"legal weed",

"bug",

"tide pod challenge",

"tik tok",

"diarrhea",

"COVID",

"shit",

"drop out",

"imbecile",

"poverty",

"gang"]

}

A Living Soul WIP

Hi, my name is Rickey Rabbit Ramsbottom. I am from far far away, probably somewhere you've never heard of, maybe you have, it's referred to as, your anus... Haha, I'm merely playing with you, I'm actually from the Middle East, Israel to be specific! I have been living in the Holy Land for my whole life, only making it over to America and China once. I plan to do a lot of traveling once I get my pilot license back... It was suspended for about 2 decades due to the fact that I had a commercial flight on autopilot while I was banging my wife in the bathroom. My wonderful wife is so gorgeous, she keeps me young, while looking dramatically younger than her actual age! She's legally 16…. According to her, it's very nice watching lots of time go by, but not age as fast as the rest of us. We were born in the same year, the only difference is that she was frozen in an iceberg for 53 years, and when she finally cracked her way out, she was not a day older, maybe even younger! Ahhh I'm pulling your finger, she was born on a leap year and has been experiencing jokes like this since she was a child. Anywho, it was nice meeting you, I can't wait for you to get to know me even better :) I have a lot of fun activities planned for us in the future, so make sure to play along!!

Who is your soul?

1. Full name? -> Rickey Rabbit Ramsbottom

2. Age? -> 69

3. Zodiac Sign? -> Gemini

4. 3 fears? -> Bats, Heights, Bees

5. 3 things they love? -> Powder (Snow), Competition, Daytime

6. 4 turn ons? -> Whiskey Wednesday, Meeting New People, Staying Up Late and Waking Up Early

7. 4 turn offs? -> When it Gets Dark, Bad Breath/Body Oder, People Who Won't Shut Up

8. Best friend? -> Water

9. Sexual orientation? -> Straight

10. Favorite color? -> Baby Blue

11. Current obsession? -> Clubbing Until the Sun Rises

12. Favorite quote? -> "Ride fast and take chances!"

13. Favorite place? -> My Bed With My Lady

14. Favorite music? -> Grateful Dead

15. Daily routine? -> "Slay everything that comes in my way."

16. Favorite Food? -> Ribs, Lobster, Lamb Chops

17. Someone they love? -> My 21 Year Old Wife

18. Someone they hate? -> Fake People

19. Current relationship status? -> Married

20. Relationship with their parents? -> We have dinner every Thursday night.

21. Children? -> 6 Kids, 2 Sets of Triplets

22. Favorite season? -> Summer

23. Good or Evil? -> Good

24. What they did during quarantine? -> Got A Puppy (Australian Shepard)

25. Their main addiction? -> Being a bad ass

26. Their profession? -> Most people think I'm a therapist, but I actually work for the special forces

27. Their education? -> Masters in Business

28. Where they grew up? -> Israel

29. Best 2 personality traits? -> Generous, Energetic

30. 2 worst personality traits? -> Sneaky, Brutally Honest

31. Religion? -> Orthodox Judaism

32. Their pet(s)? -> Australian Shepard, Dachshund, Platypus

33. Their weapon of choice? -> Machete

34. Their mission or purpose for existing? -> Keeping the homeland safe

35. Their kryptonite? -> Doing the best for the greater good.

Adobe Audition

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