Hi, my name is Rickey Rabbit Ramsbottom. I am from far far away, probably somewhere you've never heard of, maybe you have, it's referred to as, your anus... Haha, I'm merely playing with you, I'm actually from the Middle East, Israel to be specific! I have been living in the Holy Land for my whole life, only making it over to America and China once. I plan to do a lot of traveling once I get my pilot license back... It was suspended for about 2 decades due to the fact that I had a commercial flight on autopilot while I was banging my wife in the bathroom. My wonderful wife is so gorgeous, she keeps me young, while looking dramatically younger than her actual age! She's legally 16…. According to her, it's very nice watching lots of time go by, but not age as fast as the rest of us. We were born in the same year, the only difference is that she was frozen in an iceberg for 53 years, and when she finally cracked her way out, she was not a day older, maybe even younger! Ahhh I'm pulling your finger, she was born on a leap year and has been experiencing jokes like this since she was a child. Anywho, it was nice meeting you, I can't wait for you to get to know me even better :) I have a lot of fun activities planned for us in the future, so make sure to play along!!
Who is your soul?
Full name? -> Rickey Rabbit Ramsbottom
Age? -> 69
Zodiac Sign? -> Gemini
3 fears? -> Bats, Heights, Bees
3 things they love? -> Powder (Snow), Competition, Daytime
4 turn ons? -> Whiskey Wednesday, Meeting New People, Staying Up Late and Waking Up Early
4 turn offs? -> When it Gets Dark, Bad Breath/Body Oder, People Who Won't Shut Up
Best friend? -> Water
Sexual orientation? -> Straight
Favorite color? -> Baby Blue
Current obsession? -> Clubbing Until the Sun Rises
Favorite quote? -> "Ride fast and take chances!"
Favorite place? -> My Bed With My Lady
Favorite music? -> Grateful Dead
Daily routine? -> "Slay everything that comes in my way."
Favorite Food? -> Ribs, Lobster, Lamb Chops
Someone they love? -> My 21 Year Old Wife
Someone they hate? -> Fake People
Current relationship status? -> Married
Relationship with their parents? -> We have dinner every Thursday night.
Children? -> 6 Kids, 2 Sets of Triplets
Favorite season? -> Summer
Good or Evil? -> Good
What they did during quarantine? -> Got A Puppy (Australian Shepard)
Their main addiction? -> Being a bad ass
Their profession? -> Most people think I'm a therapist, but I actually work for the special forces
Their education? -> Masters in Business
Where they grew up? -> Israel
Best 2 personality traits? -> Generous, Energetic
2 worst personality traits? -> Sneaky, Brutally Honest
Religion? -> Orthodox Judaism
Their pet(s)? -> Australian Shepard, Dachshund, Platypus
Their weapon of choice? -> Machete
Their mission or purpose for existing? -> Keeping the homeland safe
Their kryptonite? -> Doing the best for the greater good.
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