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Final Blog Post
I'm here to share a little story about an assorted lot of puns all tuned in to the same wavelength. They set sail into the unknown to create something they could not otherwise orchestrate on their own. Seemingly lost sailors on a journey to discover never ever land. Around each corner our notes and conversations waiting to be revealed, completely unique to the moment. No matter how good you get, there's always something further out there, Listen for her cue and let the jokes find their course.
Now to relay a couple additional jokes that didn't make the cut...
The other weekend my wife and I were babysitting for our 8-year-old nephew, Geronimo. He's a great kid, very energetic, and always positive. The second night we wanted to do something special. I let Geronimo choose, and he wanted to go arcading! We spent the whole afternoon and evening mini-golfing and go-carting, as well as spending well too much money on arcade games. Once we got back home my wife put him to bed, but I guess he was still wired from all that candy he had….. He ended up walking in on my wife and me making sexy time.
He asked me, "what are you doing?
The first thing that popped into my head was, "we're baking a cake!"
Geronimo replied "okay!" and promptly walked out of the room. The next day, after Geronimo came back from school, he asked "Did you bake another cake?"
My wife, shocked, says "Yeah, how did you know?" The kid proudly responds "I licked the icing off the couch!"
I'll leave you with this last pun... What do you call a deer with no eyes?... No idear!!!
Twitter Bot Code
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